Golden Penis Slippers

Looking to draw more attention to your feet? Well, nothing gets people staring at your toes in envy then a comfortable pair of slippers, and nothing catches the eye more than a fully erect penis. Except two fully erect penises!

Wearing a golden watch or bracelet seems to get people staring too, so, just to be sure that absolutely everyone is looking it's a given that these slippers should be of a glorious gold colour.

Penetrate every doorway, feet first, or give your dog a golden bone to chew on, it doesn't matter what you do when you've got these on because, well, you've got these on! Thick and padded, these comfortable, regal slippers will not only get your feet the attention they deserve, but keep you very warm and comfortable in the process.